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Yet Another List
Originally posted on Facebook June 17th, 2009 | View Post
...albeit this one is only 19 entries. I'm told it is to remain anonymous.

1. He has a great head of hair that is probably healthier than yours.
2. He knows how to plan a great date - down to timing the music. There's a reason the song ended when you got out of the car...
3. He's cuckoo for math. He once etched the Fibonacci Sequence into a cabinet he made.
4. Kevin is a problem solver.
5. He has a healthy dose of arrogance.
6. He has the ability to bullshit about anything and make you think he's smarter than he is.
7. He has all the right equipment and knows how to use it to your advantage.
8. He's very romantic (poems, rose petal baths, etc) and loves surprises.
9. He likes launching rockets. I'm sure you can view many of his rocket launches on his website: www.kevinludlow.com
10. He blows his nose A LOT.
11. He's furry.
12. He rode around on a baby blue Vespa in college.
13. He and a friend (who will remain nameless) once took turns shooting each other with a CO2 powered paintball gun from about 20 ft apart. It hurt just to watch.
14. Kevin once went late-night lobster hunting (with a self-crafted broomstick spear) off the coast of Mexico, which is very illegal.
15. The word 'illegal' bares no relevance to Kevin.
16. He speaks excellent Spanish and will even start to speak English with a Spanish accent around native Spanish speakers.
17. He built his own levels in Counterstrike.
18. He was an extra in the movie Varsity Blues.
19. Kevin is making the term 'Renaissance Man' cool and acceptable again.
Even More Things About Me
Originally posted on Facebook May 20th, 2009 | View Post
Ohh thankfully I have a little sister who is all too kind. She wrote even MORE things about me =]

1. He documents pretty much every nanosecond of his life.

2. He once commented that he wanted the responsibility of an egg.

3. He used to have a dry erase board in his house covered with math problems and equations.

4. As a 10 year old, he had business cards that proclaimed him a "Nintendo Wizard"

5. He considers himself 66% Irish, 33% Mexican, and 1% Antarctican.

6. He also claims to have Jewish roots, though he will openly tell you religion can blow itself.

7. He has boxers for every holiday imaginable.

8. He is cynical about almost everything, except New Year's Eve.

9. He doesn't like to give gifts - he prefers the "Kevin gift card" (cash in an envelope)

10. He got suspended for throwing his "flour baby" off the balcony in high school. He tried to claim it was a tragic accident, but the vice principal remained unconvinced.

11. He routinely gave his sister "demerits" growing up.

12. He doesn't believe in keeping things for sentimental reasons. He would rather sell them for cash.

13. He managed to slice a ball so badly at the driving range it hit the guard rail, flew up, and smacked him right above the eye.

14. He'd like to go to law school. Not for the degree, but just to have a better understanding of the law and judicial process.

15. He once convinved our mom he wasn't feeling well so she would make him tea. Little did she know he wanted it so he could enjoy his "magic mushrooms" before a Peal Jam concert.

16. He once promised to give his sister his Alanis Morissette tickets if he made a half court [basketball] shot. He made it, yet his sister has never seen Alanis in concert.

17. He moved from New Jersey to Texas when he was 8. He navigated the whole way because his mom is unable to read a map.

18. He got his navel pierced while on a first date with a girl in high school.

19. He named the houseplant in his old apartment. Sadly, Planty I, Leafy, and Planty II all died.

20. He had a pet mouse named Mario Van Peebles Mouseman III.

21. He still has the stuffed eagle his dad bought him in Alaska. Eagle Eagle lives on his living room shelf.

22. He once tried to paddle across the canal at his grandparents to the minature island around 50 feet away. The raft deflated halfway there.

23. He wanted to be a millionare by his 30th birthday. Instead, he had to settle for a safe filled with ten 100,000 grand bars.

24. He was the neighbors favorite babysitter becuse he could always beat levels of Mario for them.

25. He once had a pet crawfish named Bob. He lived around 7 hours.
25 Things Written About Me
Originally posted on Facebook May 20th, 2009 | View Post
I'll let the writer of this remain anonymous for the time being, but per #10 on the list, I'd sure love to see more of these pop up!

BEWARE LADIES: 25 Things You Should Know About Kevin Patrick Ludlow

1. He cackles when he thinks something is particularly funny, and if you point out his cackle, he will cackle even louder.

2. He once had a comic strip in college titled "Super Sperm." It was a Superman-esque comic about a superhero sperm.

3. He loves having his toes popped (shudder) and will try to persuade you to pop them for him. If you are unsuccessful, he will complain.

4. He twirls his hair and/or plays with his hands when he is thinking or talking about something serious.

5. He considers being submersed in any type of water as his shower for the day. Pools, rivers, etc. - it all counts.

6. He is generally impatient.

7. He is, however, amazingly patient with children.

8. He has a sweet tooth.

9. He has a particular fondness for Krispy Kreme raspberry filled donuts.

10. He likes being the center of attention.

11. He doesn't like being like everyone else and will go out of his way to be different - i.e. wearing black dress socks with shorts or one gray sock and one white sock.

12. He is determined and hates to fail. As evidence, he works far more hours than the average person.

13. He prefers floss sword sticks over regular floss.

14. Speaking of swords, he has a knack for fusing the little swords that spear olives, etc. into eye glasses. Check out the link for evidence:
http://www.kevinludlow.com/index.php?module=Photos&op=view&albumID=330&photoID=16277

15. He often brushes his teeth in the shower.

16. He is good at making animal sounds. I think I stumped him once with giraffe though.

17. He doesn't drink coffee but likes Earl Grey tea.

18. He is allergic to almost everything.

19. He likes to argue his views and doesn't like to be wrong.

20. He often pays with $2 bills.

21. Due to his natural coat of hair, he prefers the colder climates."

22. He has a hole in his nasal cavity.

23. He doesn't enjoy singing in front of others unless he is drunk and the radio is turned up.

24. He enjoys opera music.

25. He has been known to do aerobatic tricks at high altitudes. He doesn't frighten easily but is terrified of spiders.

26. It's complicated.
Why Facebook Blows
Originally posted on Facebook March 3rd, 2009 | View Post
This was on my account today regarding the Kujda Banana-Skier Video I posted:

Hello,

We have removed your video entitled "Jolly Jason Kujda Skiing" uploaded at 3:13pm February 24th, 2009. We did this because we learned that your video might include copyrighted material owned by a third party, such as a video clip or background audio.

If you are the copyright owner, or have permission from the rights holder to upload and distribute this material on Facebook, you may file a counter notice of alleged infringement by following the link below.

Please note that if you re-upload this video without filing a counter notice, or if you upload another video that infringes on the rights of a third party, our system will again remove the content. This could cause your access to the Facebook Video application to be disabled, or your Facebook account to be disabled.


Here is the offending video:


25 Random Things About Me
Originally posted on Facebook February 3rd, 2009 | View Post
1. I have seen my own sperm under a high powered NYU-lab microscope. It turns out there are a lot of them.

2. Since it's upon us next week, women enamored with Valentine's Day provide the only reason to repeal the 19th amendment. Men supporting it give reason to repeal the 8th.

3. My office chair is a wheelchair. It's called the Breezy-550.

4. I save only photos and memories, everything else I'm happy to throw away.

5. My website, kevinludlow.com, will someday be the largest personal website in the world. It currently has over 30,000 photos on it and there are 20,000 - 30,000 more I still have to scan.

6. Marriage is a bit like circumcision. It's a silly and antiquated religious philosophy that really has no purpose in modern society, and yet I'm pretty sure I'm shunned for believing this.

7. My dream car is a mini-van with a soccerball on the back containing my name.

8. I've had lots of small business start-ups. They've all failed.

9. I once spent 3 months working underwater as an assistant marine biologist.

10. The only continent I will go through painstaking efforts to visit is Antarctica.

11. I strongly oppose organized religion, but am a self-proclaimed Jew.

12. I drive a Saturn ION, ride a Suzuki SV-650, and fly a Cessna 152.

13. I can pop every joint in my body.

14. The larger the crowd, the more excited I am to speak or perform in front of it.

15. When I was 3 or 4 I told my mom I discovered a third testicle. I was wrong. ...and she just told me to tell my father.

16. I wear a permanent coat of fur on my chest (Pantene Pro-V treated daily). It has been waxed twice. I cursed Kelly Clarkson throughout both of these experiences.

17. I don't listen to a lot of music these days, but I play the guitar and piano daily and have since I was young. My favorite instrument to play is a drumkit. I can usually pickup about anything and play it fairly well.

18. In highschool I was a pole-vaulter. I was only so-so at it, but can assure you that learning to run with a 13' fiberglass pole that flings your body into the air was a frightening undertaking.

19. I think drugs are inherently good. But, I blame people giving them a bad name and fault people for abusing them.

20. I intend to run for President of the US some day. Not necessarily to win, just to officially run for the job.

21. People should be characterized on what they do and how they do it, not for what they wear, how rich they are, or what kind of car they drive.

22. I have been placed in handcuffs at least half a dozen times, and yet have always been able to talk my way out of it.

23. There are no clocks in my house and I don't wear a watch.

24. When I was 17 my dad had the sex talk with me. He pulled the car over and sternly said on the topic, "I know what's going on and shit happens - not in my house buddy. Don't do it." We then drove off. I think this is about the only time in my life I've been accused of something I'm positive I wasn't guilty of.

25. I'm inherently opposed to any sort of chain letter type of thing, but since so many people evidently included me in their notes, I felt compelled to finally respond. I believe this is the end.